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Mar. 13, 2012 at 11:20pm with 57,242 notes
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On piracy…
Student: But artists can get revenue from other sources, like touring.
Professor: Some artists don’t like going on tour. Like Van Morrison. He was incredibly shy.
Student: Jennifer Lopez doesn’t go on tour…
Professor: Yeah, but Jennifer Lopez can’t sing.
A man had a job in the circus carrying a bucket behind the elephants to catch their dung. A blunt friend asked him, “Why don’t you quit. You could get a better job than that.” The dung catcher replied, “What? And give up a job in show biz?”
Finding talent…
Me: So how do you know if someone’s the right fit?
Agent/Boss: I don’t know, you just know. Like, how do you know if you found the right girl?
Me: I use a checklist.
Agent/Boss: Yeah…that’s the manly way to do things.
